1 They Crashed Into Each Other Despite There Being No Traffic….. 2 So Much For Discreet Packaging… 3 A Pipe Broke Upstairs 4 Decided To Pass The Time In Lockdown By Getting Back Into Running. Day 1, Sprained My Ankle 5 6 The Splattered Coffee Is Even Making A Face 7 All My Quarantine Work…. 8 9 Set The Remotes On The Heater While Cleaning And Forgot. Then Got Chilly 10 Try Not To Sneeze When Using An Eyelash Curler 11 Today Was Supposed To Be The Best Day Of My Life. Now I’m Just Going To Have To Settle For The Next Best Option 12 It Was 60 And Sunny Yesterday. Forgot To Put The Top Up 13 Just Celebrating His Birthday 14 Got Two Identical Pieces And The One I Need Is Missing 15 16 Spent Over 4 Hours Baking A Cake Only To Immediately Drop It 17 The Local News Had An Unexpected Guest Star 18 Doggy Had An Accident. Roomba Found It 19 Strawberry And Gratis Snake? 20 Quarantine Birthday Is Going Well, Why? 21 For Fuck’s Sake 22 When Your April Fools’ Prank Is To Replace All The Mugs In The Office, But Everyone Works From Home Now 23 “Washed My Favorite Jumper” 24 Workers In My House Were Trying To Fix Old Elevator’s Motor, But They Just Dropped It 25 Burnt My Hand Taking Tomato Soup Out Of The Microwave. The Toast I Was Making Popped Up And It Scared Me 26 Installed My Own Microwave Today And Saved $150 In Install Fees 27 Picked Up Dinner From A Local Restaurant. Sauce Leaked, Bag Broke, Dinner Said Hello To The Garage Floor 28 My Only Computer Dies Just When The Country Goes Into Lockdown And Uni Puts Everything Online. Also, The Warranty Just Expired Last Month 29 30 Thanks For Ruining My Breakfast 31 My House After I Went To Buy Some Fruits 32 When A Gallon Jar Of Honey Spills In Your Car 33 Tried To Give Myself A Haircut Last Night 34 35 Wedding Was Cancelled Due To COVID-19. I’ve Been On Hold With Capital One Travel For 7 Hours Trying To Cancel Honeymoon Hotel 36 Accidentally Ordered A 25-Pound Bag Of Sugar, As Opposed To A 5-Pound Bag. Left It On The Table For A Bit, And Then My Cat Found It 37 This Husband Discovered It Is Possible To Recline The Reclining Chair Too Far 38 Heard A Loud Bang From The Kitchen 39 Got My Diploma Today 40 As If COVID-19 And Losing Our Jobs Weren’t Bad Enough, We Just Lost Both Cars To A Tree 41 The Roommate Made Soup 42 My Nose Is So Big My Mask Split From The Tension