This Pro-Kavanaugh “Poem” is Best Thing We’ve Seen Today

This pro-Kavanaugh “poem” is one of the funniest, and most accurate descriptions of what we’ve learned about Kavanaugh’s accusers desire to testify on her claims:

I will not testify in a car

I will not testify near or far

I will not testify in a train

I will not fly in a plane

I will not testify here or there

I will not testify anywhere

I will not testify first or last

I will not testify slow or fast

There is nothing more for me to say, I can’t remember anyway...

Kimberly Strassel of the Wall Street Journal just shared big breaking news from an email she received that even further discredits and undercuts Ford’s sexual assault claims against a teenage Brett Kavanaugh: