When someone insults you so good you never forget (18 Photos)

I had puffy hair at the time and was wearing all black. My friend told me that I looked like emo Ronald McDonald. -@iplaydokkan69

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“You have less folds on your brain than the towels in my drawer.” *Random guy on Xbox Live -@purpen2665

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When I was a teenager, I once said something was “retarded.” My best friend at the time said “Don’t say that. My best friend is retarded.” -@ajlposh

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My dad used to tell me: You’re not useless, son – you can always be used as a terrible example. -@VyrPlan

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I was once told I was more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel. -@Chonesidemo

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My friend and I did odd yardwork jobs around our neighborhood to earn money- one day we were pushing a large trash can a block from my house to another to clean up yard waste. This girl that was probably in high school at the time (I was in middle school I think) was sitting on her porch and said: “you guys moving?” Still funny to me 25 years later. -@greeneyeded

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Not said to me, but I felt this instance is worthy.

I was getting the sex of my child determined when my wife was pregnant.

Lady that was using the ultrasound was struggling to see if there was a penis or not.

She goes “I guess little things run in the family?” She said it jokingly and I wasn’t offended, but it pissed my wife off for some reason and she claps back with “Nah, just no one is happy to see you.”

I nervously laughed to try to ease the tension in the air but it was useless. The damage was done. -@TheWooz44

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I told someone I f*cked their mom and they said “no wonder I’m so ugly” respect. He roasted himself to make a godly roast to me. -@beserk-cherelly

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“The nice thing about you being both a huge dick and a colossal cunt is how easy it will be for you to go fuck yourself “ -@just_some_arsehole

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I got called a six-piece McNobody once. -@sarcasticamw

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I was complaining about the shirt my mom bought me for homecoming in 8th grade. I understand now that times were tight and I should’ve just been appreciative. She called me a fat slug that looked like a wet sock and I still remember it now at 27. -@ijerkofftoomuch69

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“You look like you struggle with simple tasks.” That was just Trevor on GTA V, but I took offense. -@oliveyouverymuch

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You look just like that guy over there

It was a mirrored glass. I’ve never been so offended in my life. -@DoWidzenya

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I am a dude who’s only 5’2″. A girl in high school once asked me if I wanted to go up on her. -@HJJameson

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I have long hair and am a dude, of course there is all the unoriginal “girl haha” or “hippie/stoner” comments, but once in drama a kid walked up to me and said “hey Ashton how were the rapunzel tryouts?” And I fucking lost it. 10/10 original and funny. -@Crazyashton

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Not necessarily an insult, but one of my buddies likes to give people a hard time and our waiter in the restaurant in Nashville was named Richard. My friend asked him “is it okay if I call you Dick?” to which the waiter immediately replied, “you can call me whatever’s on your mind, bud.” We all thought it was hilarious. -@TestAnxietyIsReal

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I was kidding with my ex and she told me I was old so I told her she was fat. She replied, “I can lose weight.” -@Bacore

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My brother once told me he was going to dress up like me and then beat the shit out of himself in front of a mirror.

It’s been a favorite ever since. -@PM_ME_THICK_GIRLCOCK