Karen, you live on a patio of lies, full of BS and bad ideas (12 Photos)
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I love a good takedown by a restaurant owner, when a guest gets out of line. Having been a server, bartender and floor supervisor of a family-friendly chain during my university days, I’ve had my share of entitled Karens and their bullshit antics. This one, however, takes the cake.
Why? Because we’re still dealing with a pandemic, and servers and restaurants are putting it all on the line to come to work and feed their ungrateful little faces. So, not only does Karen and her party totally disregard all the rules about social distancing, they go and lie about why they got kicked out.
So the restaurant expertly dissects their shit, like a chef with a really sharp knife.
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Our tale takes place in Hucknall in the UK, at a lovely pub called the Cowshed. Karen, really named Jo, leaves a review stating that she spent some serious cash, was a model guest, and got kicked out anyways.
Sadly, all evidence of Jo, and the restaurant seems to have been scrubbed from the internet.
The Cowshed was all too happy to respond.
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Holy shit, this is cold and calculated.
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This is how a picture Jo at the pub. A dirty, pizza licker.
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Lots to unpack here. Kids behaved better than adults, a demand for a large group reservation, that ultimately showed up late, and a little light vandalism.
Honey, you’ve got BINGO right here, and your prize is a server hiding some ghost peppers under your mozzarella cheese.
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This, however, wasn’t enough to get the family kicked out. Yet.
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This is just a laundry list of restaurant no-no’s.
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Yep, you’re a real winner here, Jo.
And fuck the guy in the blue shirt. That’s disgusting.
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Even after all that, not one single person from The Cowshed kicked anyone out.
Not until this review. Now, it’s war.
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Also, I think it’s hilarious that she would have gotten away with it, if she wasn’t a whiny brat who had to be a victim. Now, she’s blacklisted, and it sounds delicious.
I think it’d be worth the airfare to fly to Hucknall, have some pizza and a pint and watch the CCTV footage.
Then maybe poop in her yard. I dunno yet.
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Didn’t need long in the Cowshed’s pizza oven to get burnt to a crisp.
